Sunday, August 13, 2006
EEEEUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!
At 1032am this morning, my unconsciousness started to fade away. I tried to bring it back by rolling around to find the ultimate sleeping position. And as i turned my head..
"EEEEEUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAARR THE FUG!". Instantly i sat upright with no drowziness whatsoever. The day before i twisted my neck and it hurt a little, it took a man outta me to brave the storm. But now it struck back at FULL FORCE. The pain! It was beyond words! The godam angony almost brought out the hulk within me. The last time i screamed in my bed, where i belong, was when i was a minute round baby. Fortunately, me mam was chatting in the phone and my bludder was outta house, none heard the noise i was making like a silly sissy. I gingerly crept outta the bed, and went scouting around for one of those stickers u paste on ur body when it hurts like crap. Hell bears no fury. Those ads about those stickers, i always ridiculed at them when they were shown on TV. Who the hell injures himself when he plays golf? Come on man its only teensy twisting of the body. (Noticed i used "HIMSELF".) But i came to this world without my consent, and obviously i was prepared to suffer this superficial injuries. In the end, all i had to do was cock my head like a retard until the pain ease away. Well, i am sure i am cool enuff to carry off that look anyway. But if i accidentally tilt my head upright again, u will know why u start sneezing when i start cursing every soul i know.
godblessme_SUPER,7:36 AM